Stole this and tweaked it a bit
Jack Purcells > just about any other shoe in the world
natural > un-natural (thinking zombie here)
unselfish > self-centered
San Diego beer > just about anything
yoga butt < a nice set of abs
curves > hmm, well just about anything
“Let’s go out for pizza” < “Let’s stay in for pizza”
ink > Kindle, well actually just about ANYTHING is better than the Kindle
humility > self-promotion
stylish > being broke and wishing you were stylish
quietly confident > neurotically self-centered
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davessister reblogged this from semprevivere and added:
I tweaked Dave’s:
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